It must suck having the camera on you all the time. Even on those off days where you decide to put together some weird combo of clothing that don’t really fit you. But here’s some pointers for your Michelle Wie:

1) Michelle Wie, you should not wear beanies with ponytails.

2) Michelle Wie, you should not wear beanies with ponytails and yawn.

3) Michelle Wie, you should not wear beanies with ponytails while making silly gestures and sitting on the ground.

In fact, you should probably just stick to what works: