http://www.final8.com/firestarter

I’ve decided to do my own thang instead of using xanga for now.

But I’ll be back… I’ll be back alright…

http://www.ugoto.com/videos/go/thedogbitesmyvagina

ummm… yeah…..

don’t worry, it’s work safe

“The Four Faces of Jay Jair”

Face 1: The Beta Academic

Face 2: The Charmer

Face 3: The Beta Boss

Face 4: The White Collar

Here’s the story: one late Monday night at San Jose State University, Inoticed a strange sign on the wall depicting a outlandish “EmergencyEvacuation Device”. I decided to take a picture as proof of theexistance of such a peculiar contraption and here it is:

Yeah it’s strange ain’t it?  Well it got the engineer in mythinking… what the hell is this device supposed to do? what is itsupposed to be used for? To me it looks like some kid’s pushing anotherkid on chair down the stairs…. perhaps some type of strangeprank?  What in the world is this “Garaventa”??  Anyway, idecided to sketch out what i thought it did:

Ahh… it’s beginning to make more sense now… I bet it’s a chair.. onsome type of belt driven platform that allows cripples to escape fromthe top floors from inevitable doom… eg. a fire…. yes, a fire wouldmean inevitable doom i believe.  And i even took the time to writesome equations to make you all think i’m SMRT:

Yup, well.. i’m not physicist… but it definitly looks like the guy inthe back is pushing the guy on the chair down the set of stairs…. Howcool is that. what an intriguing invention…. but since i’mdoodling/posting xangas when i SHOULD be studying for my finaltomorrow, I kind of go overboard:

And the last one….

There you have it…  the “Garaventa Evacu-Trac”… I’m sold…Get me one of those right away and get me the hell out of here.

Pictures in order:
- Jimmy Drunk #1, 2, 3, 4, 5
- Jimmy Eat World Concert #1, 2
- Jay in ridiculous glasses #1 (and never again)

Coincidence? HARDLY! especially after the big decline of late.

Congratulations to Pope Benedict XVI for winning the world’s toughest popularity contest!

(just kidding!)

A Quick Guide to Surviving School

Helpful Tip - “The Ghetto Staple”
Many times during the course of your education, you will find yourself with many loose sheets of binder paper and no means to compile your work together into one nice packet (eg. staplerless). Oh no! what in the world are you going to do?? Enter: “The Ghetto Staple”.  Most people will probably tell you to simply stack your papers together and then fold one corner serveral times until the individual sheets stick together, but i believe that this technique can be expanded on and improved.  For example, after you fold the corner several times, you can always tear a little notch to further increase the durability of your “ghetto staple”.  But to give a more professional look, opt for finding a single staple either from old exisiting papers, or even from a bulletin board.  Then once you have straightened out your staple you can begin to manually skewer all the pages together one by one, and then re-bending your staple back to its original and intended shape/form.

This method of assembling your multiple pages of homework is very useful in many situations.  Most of the time, you’ve probably just barely finished your homework before class and haven’t had time to find a stapler in your school.  Other times, you might wish to rearrange your homework by taking out all the empty pages reserved for those problems you didn’t know how to do, just so the professor might think you “lost” those pages by accident.  No matter the case, with this neat and useful trick, you should never be left high and dry when it’s time to turn in your work to the professor.

*footnote – be cautious and try to prevent injuries from occurring when you are skewering each of paper with the staple.

Have fun!

40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through mostof the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

i wish that lockheed would unblock all online mail (yahoo, gmail, hotmail) for JUST ONE DAY.

while they’re at it, they can unblock AIM too.

the bathroom i always use

the one with only 1 stall

so i can take my time

is closed off due to construction

i’m so sad