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DJ Earthworm’s “United State of Pop 2009″ video is a definite must watch:

To my utter surprise, Weezer has gone ahead and done what I have once thought as impossible. A mash-up of sorts of all of the many YouTube videos and personalities that we have come to love and honor. And since at the moment I am more than giddy about this amazing video, I am compelled to share this greatness to all of you.

Behold the music video “Weezer – Pork and Beans”

And like all holidays, they remind me of sport commercials! So here are 3 of my favorites:

And my favorite:

As a P.S., my coworker recently told me that I need to lay off the Youtube for a while.

Youtube = Crack

The video includes subtitles, just in case you had just as hard of a time trying to follow her jibberish as I did. Enjoy.

And the most surprising thing? This girl with the intellect of Brick Tamland actually went all the way to become the 3rd runner up in 2007. No wonder “the Iraq” hates us.

“I turn it into a sexy dance!”

… Classic.

Other than that, I’ve been keeping busy with the normal life of an umemployed bum. Recently I sent an email to my friends detailing my excruciating day that consisted of:

8:00AM – Wake up
8:00AM-10:30AM – Dick around
10:30AM-11:30AM – Oil change and tire rotation
11:30AM-12:30PM – Eat BCL with Freddy (since he wants to be a bum soon too)
12:30PM-1:00PM – Haircut
1:00PM-3:00PM – TV (Star Trek midday baby!)
3:00PM-4:30PM – Sleep
4:30PM-6:00PM – Work out
6:30PM – Write this email

Which then garnered the prompt response of “i hate you jay.” from Marcus. Although I thought I had an upper hand on some of the other bums we know (David), he had to one-up me and spent his day attending a charity auction, bidding and winning six rounds of golf at the Trump National.

I have also flirted with certain death and disaster immediately after my life and health insurance plans terminated. Going skydiving probably isn’t high on people’s to-do list without any type of insurance to protect you, but I say who cares, you either live or you don’t right? Either way, it was a fantastic experience and everyone has to try it at least once. There really is no bigger rush than free-falling at 120mph from an altitude of 15,000 ft. In the video below, you can see just how fast you turn from a 5’5″ person into just a speck in the camera lens as you see Margaret fall out of the plane right before I do.

Next weekend, snowboarding at Sierra at Tahoe. See you all there.

I also put some photos up in the photo gallery, so click through and enjoy.

Please tell me what’s the difference between the two videos below:

Weird Al – White & Nerdy

Jibbs – King Kong

Although the “King Kong” video was not intended as a parody or comedic video, I can’t help but laugh at the subtle similarities between this and Weird Al’s video. Why would anyone rap about their sound system, affectionately calling it “King Kong”? And why would a “gangsta rap” artist compare himself to a couple of Asian dudes in a rice rocket? Why not just have a video about how you can take all these 5’5″ Chinese guys in a street basketball tournament? I think they’ll score more street cred way faster that way.

Adding to the hilarity, is Jibb’s driver’s license seen in the 5th second of the video. He lives on King Kong Lane, and although his name is Jibbs on the license, his signature says “King Kong”.

The costume would have kept me a bit warmer too, instead of showing off my crazy “real” chest and abs in 50 degree SF weather, oh well. I also took the time to find the music video to the song used in the second Geico.com commercial, it’s by a band called Royksopp. The song’s called “Remind Me” and it actually has a damn good music video.

“I’ll have the roast duck, with the mango salsa.”

“And I don’t have much of an appetite, thank you.”

Entertaining as hell with 13 players ejected.