And I am a big douche.
I am the genius behind moving daylight savings earlier to the second Sunday of March. The rationale behind this move is because I studied many articles from the 1970′s. I know what you might be thinking, that 1970 was a long time ago, but not so. Many things from the 1970′s still relate to today. For example, a benefit of moving daylight savings is that we will save energy on appliances such as refrigerator. They had those back in 1970, and we still have them now. Don’t all of your refrigerators look like this?
I’ve also heard that platform heals and tie dye shirts are all the rage as well.
Nevermind what the media is reporting my disco loving friends, this change is for the best. Everyone might be saying that the airline industry will have a hell of a time keeping track of this change, but I say if you get to where you need to go an hour early, that’s for the best! Also, some computer whizzes have said that many systems won’t be able to automatically adjust to these new times, but that’s okay too because the PC hasn’t been invented yet in 1970! Computers, PDAs, cell phones, software, television, telephone, radio, interchangable parts what are those?
So enjoy your new extended daylight during the summer at the price of wreaking havoc to hundreds of industries, thousands of companies, and millions of people. Lets not think about all the trouble I’ve caused to all these people, all the time and money I’ve wasted forcing other people to adjust because of my silly premonitions. I’m not really accountable for the decisions and policies I make as a Senator of the United States right? Like I said, standing in front of all the congressmen like a big douche, that this change in daylight savings “puts a smile on everyone’s face.”
