The Awesome and The Moronic

I think I found my calling in life. As I’m sitting at work on this fine Sunday afternoon, I can’t seem to get myself motivated to finish up my tasks so instead I do the next best thing: surf the web. And I apparently have a great talent for finding awesome videos on the internet. This must by my true calling, maybe someday I can actually make money for surfing the internet one day. And when our human species eventually evolves in 5000 years time, shedding our needs for legs/arms/bodies because we’re sitting in front of a computer all day long, you can thank yours truely for providing such glorious content.