It has been a long time since I have felt this way: uneasy, jittery, restless.  With my palms full of sweat, I can feel my heart beat quicken ever so slightly as I prepare for the worst.

I have always hated this feeling, but else can you do as you take a sharp turn on the road of life?

Has anyone realized that it’s already the 21st of April… of the year 2006? I was talking to my coworkers who were 30+ and they were nice enough to inform me that I am no longer a fresh college graduate. This, I believe, was their subtle hint that there are fundamental problems with my patterns of sleeping late and waking up late. Of course there are many interpretations of the word “late”, but the Lockheed Martin definition of late is usually 3-4 hours ahead of anybody else’s definition. Getting in at 8AM? You slacker!

To think of myself as anything but a fresh college grad is a strange change of mind set. No longer am I the bright eyed, eager, enthusiastic young lad ready to take on the world and to create a name for myself. I am now a tired, beat down, cynical cubicle occupant that tries to formulate the equation that will allow me to receive pay checks, week after week, in return for the least amount of work possible to the company.

Added to this fact, is that I have worked somewhere around the ballpark range of 600 days throughout the past 2 1/2 years. It really boggles the mind how the time has past so quickly.  Day after day, after day, after day, time just passes by.
So what’s next?

OUR FRIENDS’ SISTERS ARE HOT!

[20:43] goophie1: hey freddy
[20:44] maps junior: hey whats up jay
[20:44] goophie1: nothing much
[20:44] goophie1: did you go to church for easter?
[20:44] maps junior: yup i did
[20:44] goophie1: haha cool
[20:44] goophie1: did you go with bruce’s sister alone?
[20:44] goophie1: hahahaha
[20:44] maps junior: hahaha i wish!

I’m sure Freddy added in a J/K or something of the nature. But either I never recalled him saying it… or I’m just misrepresenting what he said….

Either way… OUR FRIENDS’ SISTERS ARE HOT…

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AND RICH!

I also went snowboarding this Saturday and man, I got so beat up by the mountain. I think this has been an unlucky season for me in terms of snow sports (read a few posts down). You would think that after having a few seasons of practice under my belt, I wouldn’t still be returning with a bruised ass, knees, elbows and a sore neck, back and forearms.

I also realize that what I just said could be misconstrued… you perverts…

I’m way nice when I’m sober,

But I’m totally an ass when I’ve been drinking.

I’m the real Jeykle and Hyde.

At least everything that happened was still funnier than shit.