I seem to have a lot of different theories about a lot of different things, but this I know is fact: rain does not like me.

Why?

I give you this scenario: I spend twice as long driving to work today as I normally would just because the roads are wet and everyone automatically becomes an retard driver. It’s not even raining, but since there is the slightest bit of water on the road, people lose their heads and drive like mad-men (but mostly mad-women). And of course as I pull into the parking lot of my office, rain starts pouring out of the sky. Thus, I am forced to clumsily grab my umbrella, keys, mp3 player, laptop bag, etc. while trying to not get wet.

Sure, pure chance you say. Nothing more than a meteorological anomaly. But because rain REALLY doesn’t like me, it decides to do the same thing at lunch, after work, and at the gym. Wonderful. I drive, no rain. I walk, stupendous pouring. But at least there will be lots of snow soon.

Which leads into my next topic… which is more of a splurge than anything:

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