Alright, this has been on my mind for a while now but I haven’t said anything about it because I haven’t been to the gym recently. But now that I’m getting myself back into lifting again, I’ve seen quite a few things that I really wish people would stop doing. Correction: I EMPLORE you to stop the gayness.

1.) Weighing yourself naked - What the hell? I know it’s convenient to take a shower and hop on the scales, but when you’re in line with 3 other naked men just to use the scale, you should ask yourself “WHAT THE HELL??”

2.) Using the hand drier to blow dry your neather regions - WHAT THE HELL?!?!? Stop doing that you asses, people want to use the hand drier and not have to think about you blow drying your nads with the same drier.

3.) Running on “tippy-toes” swinging your arms around like a fairy -
WHAT…
THE…
HELL?????
To the man-fairy: When I saw you on the treadmill today, I was hoping that a 20-ton MAC truck would come stomp your ass flat. Grown men should not, I repeat: SHOULD NOT run on “tippy-toes” with arms swaying in each and every direction like a big fairy.

Anyway, before I forget, let me share a few pictures with you all and remind everyone: “This is how we do [at lockheed picnics]”

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