A little bit about lingo today:

DnB: Not only does this term stand for a popular hang out spot on thursdays in the south bay, it can also be used as a term for money. For example: “Oh I owe you some money? I’ll get you back at DnB”

Yeah, it’s fun and all but we need a new place to go. Also, no more drinking. I’m old and I need to take better care of my body and mind. So don’t feed me anymore alcohol. Please.

Now onto politics. Does anyone else think that the politicians in our country just like to waste money? Lets say someone told you that you can get this awesome deal on a TV in Sactown or something. So you drive there, look around and find nothing. You come back and end up wasting time and money. But instead of cutting your losses, you drive over to your friends house, ask him a bunch of questions about why wasn’t the TV there and …. i don’t know, ask his dog questions too while you’re at it.

Isn’t that what Bush is doing with this whole Iraq thing? Spend money and LIVES in Iraq looking for WMD… w00t, good job you got Saddam. Now you don’t find your WMD so you set up a panel of old and overpaid farts to sit around and investigate why you fucked up in the first place.

Better yet, lets plan out a $2.4 trillion budget which includes $16.2 billion for NASA to send a man to mars. Maybe Americans would feel so patriotic about this plan that we forget about Bush’s blunders. Then 15 years from now, we can find out that if you wanted to see Mars, just go to frikkin Arizona!! That’s all I see when I look at the pictures the rovers sent back, red, desolate, and probably no life… hmm.. make that most definitely no life. But you never know, maybe Bush will have the last laugh, maybe the WMD were actually ON MARS!

Talking about the rovers, one of them had to get rebooted because of software malfunction. The cause? Because it’s memory was overloaded with files during the transit from NASA HQ to the Florida launch site. This makes you kind of wonder doesn’t it? I wonder what kind of files were on that little flash memory card… pr0n? You can never disregard that possibility as you just KNOW that NASA engineers are probably geeky loserish guys who probably do look at too much porn.

Yes, I’m very political. And if you are the government or NASA reading this, I’m just kidding.