Hey guys, I just graduated, congrats to me…

4 years of college will hopefully pay off as I try and find my true calling this summer.  Will I be an Electrical Engineer designing your next motherboard? Or perhaps I will be making a sales pitch to try and convince you to buy a yacht? Who knows. All I know is that the book called my life is totally blank and open to new beginnings.

So for this edition, we well talk about what I WANT, and what i DON’T WANT

WANT
 - A Job
 - Ride my motorcycle (with KAREN!)
 - Win money at Vegas
 - Meet some new people
 - Drink some alcohol to celebrate
 - Chill with KAREN!

DON’T WANT
 - Move back to Cupertino just yet
 - Have to drive to Havasu, but someone’s gotta do it i guess.
 - To be jobless (see above)
 - Contract SARS

That’s about sums up the way I’m feeling right now at this exact moment as I type this up in my uncle’s house in Irvine.

Also, my youngest uncle is getting engaged and we’re having his engagement party tomorrow at a restaurant. That’s why I’m in Irvine if you all were wondering. And I know that ALLLLL of you are wondering… I know you ALLLL aren’t just having a great time at Century Club, playing CounterStrike on my computer, and/or contracting SARS. Instead, you should be wondering where I am all the time. Cuz I might just be standing right in back of you… BOO!

FUCK-A-LAaH-DA-DA-SARS!