so so so, wtf has been going on? yeah i know you want to know. All you addicted xanga xanga xangs kids want to knwo what’s goin on with the man, the potato head man. So i’ll tellz you whatz been happenz-ingz recently….

I recently went to a friend’s bday party and it was great. I stole alcohol from my “bar” and mixed my own drinks. It was great. Drinking is great. I made such strong jungle juice that my eyes burned from the alcohol vapors whilst I drank. But then I drank a little bit too much, and you know the rest….

Something else that’s happened recently is i saw the movie knownst to yall as “James Bond: Die Another Day”, I callst the movie “james bond, i want to die whilst i watchst ur movie!” No i’m j/k, it’s a great no brainer action movie with lots and lots of… uhh… action. Don’t go watch it for the acting though. Trust me you’ll come out feeling just a tad disappointed… Kinda like if a stripper is about to do a lap dance for you, but forgets to take off her clothes… hmm… yes… deep. There were a million things that didn’t make sense with the movie and you can ask Karen… I was tellin her every single thing during the movie, i think she got kind of mad though. Sorry there. One thing I couldn’t get past my thick skull is why in the world james bond said.. “uno mojito por favor”… for those who don’t know what mojitos are, check this out http://www.bacardimojito.com/  Yes that’s right folks, Bond has turned into a minty FAG. HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THEY GET AWAY WITHOUT HAVING BOND ORDER A MARTINI, SHAKEN NOT STIRRED?!?!?

Then came thanksgiving. I drove through  8hrs of traffic on wednesday morning. why the hell am i so stupid? Leave earlier next time Jay. But dinner was great, I had hot pot, the chinese rendition of the thanksgiving turkey.

Then today…. I had dinner with some realy great family friends. We haven’t gathered together (all of us) since like senior year in high school, it was great to see the gang back together like that. Usually people leave early and go someplace to party, but this time we ALL went out to party. We all went out to some gay Britannia Arms PUB, where GAY white trash gather to drink. I was wearing jeans and a sweater… and I felt overdressed. Yeah.. GAY… but beers are always good right? Can we all have a yeah for beer?

Now? i’m talking to nice girl karen chen on the cell phone. She’s asking “what are you saying about me?” hahaha, and i told her.. uhh… nooooothing…..

I met up with a friend with a bike tonight, and he watned to go riding… I asked him where, he said Highway 9.. I asked for how long.. he said 3 hours… i said.. WHAT THE F???? but yeah, maybe… but for now, i’m out

listening to: Aubrey- Stand still (hex hector mix)

edit at 3:21AM - Dammit.. parent’s are frikkin smart, they’re just so frikkin smart. They got the experience about things you know? they give you little advice, you don’t listen, but later you think about it and you go… daaaaaamn… blowin my mind right now… So is this great book: “The Unknown Iacocca” read it!